KING Sleepy HOEE.

19. College Student. FUCKED UP Past, But Baby My Future is Looking BRIGHT. Oh Yeah I Like Girls That Hump Girls. .

vanishedknights:

Johnny Depp as Glen Lantz in A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

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kingespada00:

This has to be the funniest post I have seen. lmao

kingespada00:

This has to be the funniest post I have seen. lmao

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deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

lmaooooooooo

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